Excessive Opinions

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Conservative. The Tory party will help out the rich billionaires and possibly focus a little on the NHS for the PR benefits. This party generally has terrible policies which will either hurt us in the long run or simply won’t help the right people. Their leader, somewhat of a twat, will change things though. You can be fairly sure David Cameron is in this solely to try and get a little fame, because it was the easiest route for him to take in life and as he actually thinks that he’s not a twat. Vote for this party if you want the world to spiral out of control slightly. I think the general public do want change but they’re not looking into the specifics of this change. Remember: Margaret Thatcher.

LibDem. Who? What? Oh, right… Them. Yeah, I think I’ve heard of ‘em.

Yeah, this party doesn’t really do much; their general policies are that if something doesn’t work just get unskilled inexperienced people in to do it instead. (Surely that’s a hint at their own party, when you think about them wanting to run the country.) They’re the ones who came up with getting parents to run schools. Don’t vote for them at all but if you do; expect businesses to close down. People seem to like this party because there’s a general feeling that the leader isn’t a twat and that they might lower taxes a little. The trade off, though, is that the actual economy will likely not get any attention from this lot.