A British View.In possibly the most important study in the world today, German scientist Dr. Karen Weatherby proved that men who stare at breasts should live longer than those that don’t. With a 10 minute stare-fest equating an astonishing 30 minutes aerobics workout, ogling breasts may decrease the risk of coronary artery disease and actually lowers blood pressure.
“The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.” - http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html
Improving blood circulation, looking at tits for only a few minutes a day will cuts the risk of a stroke or heart attack by half. Weatherby even encourages men aged over 40 to include at least 10 minutes a day in their workout, specifying a D-cup or larger for improved results.
(This is of course a hoax. But that doesn’t stop me from finding it amazing.)
